MP and Jer are a couple of career pool cleaners who only care about two things in life: The perfect tan and the perfect girl. The only thing standing between them and the perfect tan is their boss at Agua Donkeys, Rod Caldera. There is a uniform at Agua Donkeys and Rod is adamant that they wear it. The only thing standing between them and the perfect girl is also their boss. Jackie, the office girl at Agua Donkeys, is perfect in every way. But Rod has a no-dating policy between employees. So MP and Jer do what any reasonable person would do in that situation. They try to get her fired. In the hopes that once the no-dating policy no longer applies, they will finally get the chance to win her over.